If Paris Hilton married Paul Bunyan, the 2007 Hummer H2 SUT would be the perfect conveyance for the happy couple. Paris could still roll up to every Hollywood hotspot with her It Girl image preserved by the paparazzi-magnetic luxury truck. Paul could borrow the Hummer on the weekends, pack his pet blue ox Babe in the pickup bed and motor off to the wilderness for some off-roading and tree-chopping. And they would live happily ever after; that is, until the divorce a month later.
2007 Hummer H2 SUT Road Test by Edmunds' Inside Line
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@MakeLoveNoBabiez Its all about penis envy, nobody ever looked a that them in awe when they were in the bedroom, now they get looks from everyone as the drive by ( or so they think) people and their egos,
i dont like h2′s and 3′s, thats why i got an h1 i took it to the hummer week in moab utah and saw 2 h2′s bust something and had to be towed the guide also told us about some different things like the hot tubs that h2′s cant go on becouse they will be stuck in the bottem, unless they have a winch! loosers but any fuck h2′s and 3′s wen i see them i laugh. h2′s are suv’s.
total waste of money
I don’t think the frame is the problem, I just don’t like the suspension and axle design.
I think the regular H2s look too fragile to take offroad but this I could see going offroad, I actually like this much better than the regulars and I’m no Hummer fan.
That’s interesting. I own a 2006 white H2, and I get the exact same…11.2 mpg. It’s a very nice truck, but unfortunately going away. It stands out everywhere you go though and I agree about the cargo room.
i love…
It’s like a cross between a jeep and a cadillac, not a bad place to be. It stands out too much which is a drawback… not like you could get lost in a crowd…. lol… but since I am not out doing the crime scene I will forgive it that.
They are cheap right now…. anybody could have one. I have always said that being rich is having everything that you want, but for most of us we can at least save up and have that one thing,
I do dig my H2. Bought it in brand new shape with low miles,, pristine condition and I am absolutely a convert. I live up in the high mountain desert where it works like a charm on my frequent trips into the mountains. It’s a little wide for some trails but worth the tradeoff. I get about 11.2 mpg but it doesn’t seem that much more than a conventional truck. It coud use a bit more cargo room but if you make good use of the space it is way better than other options.
@TheMRamstaff ……OH pls…tell me why its practical to drive a car of this magnitude on a daily basis on regular roads???….. THE THing looks like a morque fridge on wheels. If you have money, some sense of style and elegance, and u want an over-the-top SUV you buy a F*CKIN RANGE ROVER!….
i have a jk jeep but im going to college and the jeep just is not ideal for low trips back and forth on weekends i need a hummer they look very nice on the inside it will be hard to let the jeep go its a hell of a fun ride and hummers cant compare to a jeep off road
can u define what class means to every individual?
It sounds like some people are just plain jealous of nice things. Grow up and get a job and you can buy whatever you want. You can get a H2 for under $18,000 USED but it’s a good deal I know because I have a H2 and it’s awesome
lets see you afford 80K
that’s what I thought. Until you do, I’ll keep driving my H2.
Plus, I t-bone someone, and they die, I don’t
LOL
Classless Showoffs buy hummers…….
you look like a jackass driving it…..no thats not it. ummm maybe its a substitute for someones lack of a size in a certain department or to enhance their ego. LOL
Are you kidding me? The air suspension on the hummer is amazing…it has larger recoil springs than an ordinary 4×4.
Hummers are amazing cars, you should drive one someday.
Hummers are awful offroad, the suspension architecture is shocking.
and you’ve never even owned or driven a hummer or a range rover….dream on.
My girlfriend’s mom has a 2008 rangerover, gets 13 mpg. My hummer H2 gets 11mpg.
And don’t even get me started on off roading with a hummer.
Stop speaking about shit you’ve never driven or will ever be able to afford. Maybe a toyota corolla is good enough for you.
hahaha
Is this narrator stupid? He’s comparing a hummer SUT with a Mercedes….a completely different cars made for two different purposes!! hahah this video is a joke.
Hey, my lawn mower has a 4 speed transmision.
True, but for $65,000 I’d rather have an H1, but Land Rover would be my other choice. The H1 was good, the H2 sucks badly, and the H3 is shit, now on public roads they may be okay but off raod they’re shit, and that was the reason hummers were built, off roading.
mhm, it only appeals to people with small dicks that have no class. that’s it.
Video was made in 2007 … hmmmmm,
I was watching this video and thought exactly the same thing. Why would you buy it one of these? There is absolutely no reason to. Range rovers are classy, faster, get better fuel economy, are excellent off-road, smoother to drive and have better build quality. Hell, all the above statements remain true on anything not GM. If anyone can tell me what the appeal is you win a cookie.
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