HummerDinger

EPA Announces New Model Year Fuel Economy: The Good, The Bad, and The Hummer.

How do you say Hummer in Japanese? “Armada”

Bush signs "No Hummer Left Behind" into law.

Bush's 'Hummer Tax Loophole' to cost taxpayers $1.2 billion.

Hummer Gives Bush Administration 'Like Nothing Else' Award.

GM Announces New Hummerdinger Driving Academy

Man's Hummer Takes Over His Life

Today's Hottest Stars Celebrate Hummer's State-of-the-Art 1950s Engine Technology

Man Says Driving Hummer is Just as Exciting as in Vehicle's Commercials

Hummers Are Bummers!

We, the undersigned, declare that over-sized, gas-guzzling, garishly painted, mileage-meager, energy-wasting, global-warming, road-hogging, backward-technology-embracing, inferiority-complex-compensating, cup-holder-infested "sports utility vehicles" are unsportsmanlike, non-utilitarian, and downright bad for the planet.

President Bush, it's time to implement an energy policy that promotes gas-saving technologies.

Please fill in the fields below: (required fields in bold)
Salutation
First Name
Last Name
Email
Address
City
State/Province
ZIP/Postal Code
Sierra Club Member?
Keep me informed on issues and special offers: Yes No

We want to reduce greenhouse gases. Ours is a large economy. We used to generate more wealth than we are today. And as a result, we do contribute greenhouse gases to the atmosphere. "
-George W. Bush, London, July 19, 2001

Hummerdinger.com is brought to you by the Sierra Club and Shift 7 Studio.

Hummerdinger.com is a work of parody and is in no way affiliated with or authorized by General Motors Corporation, as far as we know. Also, any resemblances or similarities between this aforementioned work of parody and real life are either a) crafted with satiric intent or b) complete and utter coincidence.