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WASHINGTON, DC
The Bush administration's "Hummer Tax Loophole" is expected to cost taxpayers $1.2 billion. Spending this money on polluting, gas-guzzling vehicles was a priority for the president.

What would you have done with $1.2 billion?

	Feed 15 million children for one year -- but I'm just selfish that way.
	Make all the appliances in my apartment walk and talk, like that candlestick and clock in Beauty and the Beast.
	Put 60,000 gas-saving hybrid-electric vehicles on the road to curb global warming, cut America's oil dependence and save money at the gas pump.
	Hire the cast of Beverly Hills, 90210 to live in my home and be my friends. I mean, what are Luke Perry and Jennie Garth doing now that they couldn't use the money?
	Save 157 million barrels of oil by putting existing gas-saving technology into 2 million SUVs to make them go nearly 30 miles per gallon.
	Fill a vault full of gold coins and dive into it just like Scrooge McDuck.
	I don't know, maybe a pay off part of our $500 billion dollar national debt?
	Cast a giant statue of Charo out of red jello, then hit it and watch it jiggle.
	Run for Governor of California.

It would be helpful if we opened up ANWR (Arctic National Wildlife Refuge). I think it's a mistake not to. And I would urge you all to travel up there and take a look at it, and you can make the determination as to how beautiful that country is." "
-George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., March 29, 2001

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