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General Motors announced today that it had awarded the Bush administration the first annual "Hummer? Like Nothing Else" award. As the maker of Hummer, General Motors decided to create an award to recognize outstanding achievements on behalf of Hummers that mirror the brand's motto, "Like Nothing Else." At the presentation of the award, General Motors representatives stood teary-eyed and recounted their joy of first hearing about the Bush Administration's decision to allow Hummer buyers to write off up to $100,000 of the purchase of the vehicle.

Hummer spokesperson, Leonard Melton said it was the least the company could do. "The Bush Administration has been good to us," said Melton. "They created a tax break that actually pays people to buy a Hummer. What more could you ask for? This Administration continues to show time and time again that they are truly Like Nothing Else."




President Bush accepts his "Like Nothing Else" Award from General Motors, recognising his contribution to sales of the Hummer H2.

Former General Motors chief lobbyist and current White House Chief of Staff, Andrew Card was on hand to accept the award on behalf of the Administration. "On behalf of the Bush Administration, I want to once again affirm our commitment to putting more Hummers on the road, no matter the cost," stated Card. "When I was at General Motors, we could only dream of the day when we could put a vehicle on the road that releases 57 times its weight in pollution. I am happy to say that this day has arrived."

Imagine how less dependent America will be on foreign sources of energy, and how more easy it'll be to clean up our air. "
-George W. Bush,
Washington, D.C., Feb. 25, 2002


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