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25-year old Matt Pangberry, a furniture refinisher in Knoxville, Tennessee, says driving the new Hummer H2 was as exciting as it is portrayed in Hummer's television commercials. "You know how you'll be at home watching some boring Lakers-Hawks game on the superstation and then a Hummer commercial comes on and it's really exciting for 30 seconds but then things get boring again when the next thing you see is a promo for the, like, 800th showing of "An Officer and a Gentleman? Well, driving a Hummer is like that. For 30 seconds it was really cool, but after that I lost interest. The rest of the drive was about as exciting as watching that Lou Dobbs guy."

Women say when they drive it, they have a lot of sheet metal around them.”
-Liz Vanzura,
Hummer Marketing Director

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